#!/usr/bin/env LOLPython

IN MAI domain GIMME error_code

VISIBLE 'O HAI. CAN I HAS ERROR?'
GIMME EACH error IN UR [NUMBR error_code] OK?
    IZ error KINDA LIKE 404?
        COMPLAIN 'OH NOES! DA PAGE IZ NUT IN OUR COLECKSHUN :('
        KTHXBYE
    IZ error KINDA LIKE 403 MABEE error KINDA LIKE 401?
        COMPLAIN 'BAD KITTEH!'
        KTHXBYE
    IZ error KINDA LIKE 500?
        COMPLAIN 'DA BOX HAS ERROR! WE IZ DOIN IT WRONG.'
        KTHXBYE
    IZ error KINDA LIKE 503?
        COMPLAIN 'WE IZ NUT ON INTERWEBZ NAO!'
        KTHXBYE
    COMPLAIN 'OTHA ERROR!'